Taggert/Hannah/AJ (cont.):

Hannah: "Some people just never give up."
A.J.: "Or give in."

Hannah: "Oh, stooping to blackmail, huh? I'm surprised."
A.J.: "Whatever works."

Hannah: "Hey, A.J., you know what? This is not an amusement park ride. This is a crime scene. Stay out of trouble."

Man: "Wait a minute. I saw him with you the other day. I thought he was your driver."
Hannah: "You know what? My assistant is none of your concern."
Man: "Well, it is when he starts poking his nose around where it doesn't belong."

A.J.: "Assistant, huh? What do I have to do to get promoted to full-fledged detective?"
Hannah: "Well, let's see. You have to attend the police academy. You have to put two years into the force. You have to pass an examination."
A.J.: "Then--then will you go out with me?"
Hannah: "There are easier ways of getting a date, you know."
A.J.: "So I've heard, but nothing seems to be working with you."
Hannah: "Yes, because I have a simple explanation for that."
A.J.: "What? What's that?"
Hannah: "I don't want to date you."
A.J.: "Yet."
Hannah: "Excuse me?"
A.J.: "You don't want to date me yet. But once you realize how indispensable I am, after I solve a few crimes for you, attend the police academy, you know, join the marines--is that it? You like a guy in uniform, right? Or is it just that you like a guy with some kind of ranking? Private Quartermaine Sgt. Quartermaine. Gen. Quartermaine. That's it. General? I can be that. I can be private, too. It doesn't really matter. You know, big, little--"

A.J.: "You know, call me crazy--I think we make a pretty good team."
Hannah: "Think what you want. But this little internship is over the second we leave."

Hannah: "You want a hobby? Try golf."

Hannah: "A.J., get a life."
A.J.: "I'm trying to, but you keep turning me down."
Hannah: "Well, don't press your luck, ok, because my goodwill meter, it's slowing down."

A.J.: "Telescopic lenses on a timer. Might help you out. Just the hypothesis of an ordinary citizen."
Hannah: "You know, I'll have someone check it out."

Taggert: "Nothing interesting happened, huh?"
Hannah: "Nada."

Taggert: "Well, I was hoping we could have dinner together."
Hannah: "Sounds great. Where?"
Taggert: "My place. If that's ok."
Hannah: "Sounds fabulous."

Amy: "Hannah and AJ really annoy me. Hannah just smiles that flirty smile and leads him all over the crime scene? Then says 'no date'? She needs to die in the line of duty. Seriously though, why doesn't this back up on her job in some way? She's already in a questionable spot because of her relationship with Sonny, and I wouldn't mind seeing her face some work difficulties. It would at least be variety."

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