Alexis: "I'm really not cut out for this."

Alexis: "I'm mortified. What if that reporter plasters my cheap, tawdry, yet respectable image all over the interview?"
Ned: "I know this probably won't make you feel any better, but I actually signed a waiver and gave him the right to use any footage that he would like to use."
Alexis: "Have I not taught you anything?"
Ned: "Well, I know he got some terrific shots at the rehearsal. But I don't think they're really going to compare with the sight of you on this bed in that teddy with a rose."

Ned: "If it's any consolation, you looked fabulous."
Alexis: "I did?"