(previous scene continued:)

Roy: "This is perfect. Too bad you don't have a monkey."
Luke: "Oh, you know, I had a monkey last week. I had to eat him. It's been rough in Prague."

Luke: "I'm telling you, if you had a videotape of the old lady whacking her son, he'd say it was me in drag."

Luke: "Bubba's working overtime."
Roy: "Yep. Just like my daddy told me--vengeance is blind and very patient."

Luke: "Yeah, Bobbie. Well, you know, my sister--she picks up on things. She's kind of psychic, if you know what I mean."
Roy: "Yeah, I had to practically tie her to the staircase to keep her from coming with."

Roy: "So, what's with this plan? And if it involves disguises, you should put me in charge."
Luke: "Hey, don't give me that. Philo Moscovats--Moscowitsee--whatever his name was--he was a great cover, man."
Roy: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for a Halloween party maybe, man. I mean, it's no wonder the Interpol spotted you, Luke."

Luke: "I want to get back to the old Chuckles."
Roy: "That'd be the last place anybody'd think to look for you."
Luke: "Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I can just lay low in plain sight, try to find out who really whacked Stefan."
Roy: "So what can I do?"
Luke: "You can get me past the boys with badges and get me back home."

Amy: "Oh, how I loved these scenes. I liked Luke with the cold cream and Roy's 'good to see you' most of all. It's so nice to see him away from Bobbie, and I'd really love to see them stay on the run a bit. Meanwhile, I have to point out that 'Philo' was the name of Anthony Geary's character in UHF."

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