Alexis: "Let me guess. A Trojan horse from Edward."
Ned: "I got a mysterious call from grandmother, and she implied that you might be in need of some cheering up."

Alexis: "You told me that if I moved in here it would be trouble. And I didn't listen."
Ned: "I love that about you."
Alexis: "Well, I'm listening now. What do I do?"

Ned: "I take it you want me to be objective, which may be a stretch since I absolutely loathe you living here with every fiber of my being."
Alexis: "But you'll put your feelings aside."
Ned: "I was afraid you were going to say that. But for you, we will work through this methodically. Do you like it here?"
Alexis: "I love it."
Ned: "And does it fit your criteria of the kind of apartment that you need?"
Alexis: "Basically, it's perfect."
Ned: "Do you think you should move out in order to make your fiancé happy?"
Alexis: "Sorry, but no."
Ned: "Ok. How about to placate a finance committee full of quarreling Quartermaines?"
Alexis: "Definitely not."
Ned: "I think you've answered your own question."
Alexis: "Thank you. You were very good at that."
Ned: "My pleasure. You're very sexy when you're making up your mind."
Alexis: "Even when I don't agree with you?"
Ned: "That's half the fun."
Alexis: "It is, isn't it?"
Ned: "Speaking of fun, it's time to open your housewarming gift."
Alexis: "I love presents. Ok, you tell me if I'm hot or cold."
Ned: "Ok."
Alexis: "Napkin rings."
Ned: "Cold."
Alexis: "Grand piano."
Ned: "Colder."
Alexis: "A painting that I'm going to have to put on my wall that I don't really like."
Ned: "Ice."
Alexis: "I give up. Oh! It's a cappuccino maker."
Ned: "Yes. So you can have a cup every morning."
Alexis: "Only if you'll make it for me."

II. On the Road Again (8/11)

Ned: "Life on the road sucks when my favorite groupie's not here."
Alexis: "Favorite? You have others?"

Alexis: "Well, you know, listen, I'm just an hour away, and I would surprise you, but I did learn my lesson the last time."

Sven: "You know you're giving rockers a bad rep here."
Ned: "Jeez. I tell you what--when Alexis gets here, we'll try to do something to get ourselves arrested."

Ned: "I told you that footage in Detroit would die a natural death, and of course it did--one airing, never to be seen again."

Ned: "Oh. Guess I missed the piece on the band. Well, no great loss. So, have I ever told you how stunningly attractive you look in a teddy?"
Alexis: "Hmm. Only if you're the only one that sees it."

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