General Hospital Review

"And Another Thing...": They Ought to Know Better
by Arda Darakjian Clark

Each of the 45 or so minutes of daily episodes we see contains numerous choices made by writers, directors, actors, and others--the people we refer to as "they" or "TPTB" (the powers that be). We're typically not aware of these moments as individual moments unless they stand out for reasons ranging from beauty and elegance to stupidity and clumsiness. The beautiful and elegant moments enhance the scenes and even the episodes they are in. Conversely, entire scenes and episodes may be marred by awkward and inept moments. Frequently, these stupid moments are easily preventable and lead me to mutter, "they ought to know better."

One such awkward moment occurred when Lucky recently returned to the boxcar. Elizabeth's trompe l'oeil murals had been covered over by new paint. Lucky took a couple of pictures of Elizabeth out of his pocket and, using what looked like pushpins or thumbtacks, put the pictures up on a wall in the box car. I liked the symbolism of Lucky re-claiming the boxcar space as his and Elizabeth's, but as I watched him put up the pictures, I had an uncomfortable thought. Did I just see Lucky take the pushpins out of his pocket? I double checked the scene and confirmed that the pushpins indeed came from Lucky's pocket. Now I don't have a problem with Lucky carrying pictures of Elizabeth in his pocket. But pushpins? And if he does habitually carry pushpins in his pockets wouldn't they be in a small box or pouch or tool kit? I was briefly distracted by the thought of pushpins poking Lucky and then realized that my distraction could have been easily prevented by other simpler solutions. For example, why couldn't the pushpins have already been on the wall? Or why couldn't Lucky have looked around and found a couple of thumbtacks on the floor?

Another clumsy moment occurred in a recent cliffhanger scene where Emily came to Alexis's penthouse looking for Zander. Emily, who had broken up with Zander in order to keep Edward from pressing charges against Zander for mugging him, had just found out that Edward had faked his own mugging and therefore the deal she had made with Edward was immaterial. In the meantime, Zander, heart-broken over Emily's decision to end their relationship, had told Alexis and Sonny that he intended to leave town, and had gone up to his room to get ready to leave. When Emily arrived, Alexis went upstairs to look for Zander in his room and came back to tell Emily that Zander had left. I was surprised to hear that Zander had already left very simply because we had not seen him leave. In Act IV, Sonny, Alexis, and Zander were in the living room when Zander went upstairs to prepare to leave town. In Act V, Sonny and Alexis continued their conversation from Act IV. In Act VI, Sonny and Alexis completed their conversation and Sonny left through the front door. Seconds later there was a knock at the door. Alexis (assuming it was Sonny) opened the door and found Emily. The question is: when did Zander leave? We (and Alexis and Sonny) would have seen him leave if he left before Emily arrived, and if Alexis somehow missed him while she was upstairs looking for him, Emily would have noticed him leaving. Since we didn't see Zander leave through the front door, I began to wonder if there was a back or side door. I couldn't remember such a door, nor would it make much sense for a split-level penthouse apartment to have another exit door. I suppose there might be a door to the roof or to a balcony, but why would Zander not leave through the front door in the first place? He had already told Alexis and Sonny of his plans to leave, and neither Alexis nor Sonny attempted to dissuade him. I assume TPTB were trying to create a climax where we, along with Emily and Alexis, would be shocked to find out that Zander had already disappeared. But instead of being shocked, I was left annoyed and wondering if there would be an explanation. The explanation did come in the next episode--Alexis told Emily that Zander must have left through the back door. But I was still annoyed since the back door struck me as a convenient invention. And the entire situation of Alexis being surprised by Zander's absence and the invented back door struck me as "much ado about nothing." The episode could have been arranged so that we had the scene with Sonny leaving in Act V, then Emily could have arrived in Act VI, to find out that Zander had left town. The lapse in time would have made it easier for the audience to assume that Zander left through the front door between acts. In addition, there really was no need for Alexis to be surprised that Zander had already left. He had already told her that he intended to leave. By simply having Sonny leave in Act V, we would have had an illusion of time elapsed and we wouldn't have the annoyance of trying to figure out how Zander slipped out without being noticed.

I recognize that the existence of a back door and the origin of Lucky's pushpins are insignificant details in the context of the story, but it is their very insignificance that exacerbates my irritation. By having Zander leave out of a non-existent back door, and by having Lucky pull pushpins out of his pocket, TPTB diverted my attention from the story and caused me to spend several moments perplexed and annoyed by what I saw. What's even more frustrating is that these annoying moments are easily prevented. Elegant solutions are available that are at least as simple if not simpler to execute. I love a story that makes me think, but I don't want to figure out apartment floor plans and I don't want to ponder pushpins in pockets.

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